Weekly Recap

Andrew Wendt's team posted the highest score of Week 7 and beat the league's second highest scoring offense on the road. Javaris scored 135.78, a total that wins most weeks, and it dropped Stephen out of the top tier at 4-3.

The largest margin of the week: 82.54 points. Jeff's team scored 145.44, the second highest total of the slate, against an Achane Reaction roster that managed 62.90, the lowest score in the league.

Nguyenning scored 137.06, sent the Commissioner's team to a second straight loss, and holds a share of first place at 5-2. The league-high 956.84 points for is now a cushion as much as a number.

Dart Side scored a season-best 122.80 on the road and lost by 9.84. The McGriddle Stack has won three straight and moves to 5-2, tied with Nguyenning for first.

The Lamb scored 135.92 on the road and took down the third highest scoring team in the league, which now sits at 3-4 despite scoring more than almost anyone.

The lowest scoring game of the week, and the one with a shotgun attached: Ted Hurst III scored 0.0 for Slagh. Myers Diggs won anyway, and the defending champion has now lost three straight.

Tanner's best output of the season buried the Commissioner's squad by nearly 25 points. Cam Skattebo went scoreless on a 6.3-point projection — Tanner's second shotgun of the year — but reserve production more than covered it. Chris Stevens had no such luck: tight end Juwan Johnson finished with 0 catches and 0 yards, his second shotgun in three weeks, on the franchise's worst output of 2026.

Chad's Jaguars D/ST posted an actual negative score (−0.12) — triggering a shotgun of its own — and the team still won by 38 points. The reigning champion's title defense takes its second straight loss, with tight end Harold Fannin Jr. managing just 1.4 points in a lineup that never found traction.

Alan's newly rebranded Sacrificial Lamb lived up to the name immediately: Quinshon Judkins went for zero carries, zero yards, zero points on a 12.1-point projection, the franchise's second shotgun of the season. Brett's win was workmanlike rather than spectacular — exactly the kind of quiet, efficient victory that's defined his 4-2 start.

Stephen Liao's "I'm the favorite" talking points got a real statistical boost here, cruising to a 29.44-point win and a second straight victory. Chris Slagh's defense, usually league-average in both directions, had no answer this week — his own Texans D/ST was the closest thing to a bright spot on a quiet afternoon at 1.36 points.

Tony's season-long slide finally stops at 0-5, and true to form, the celebration lasted about as long as it took to open the group chat and start asking about everyone else's bench. Najee Harris produced just 0.2 points on what appeared to be a game with no listed action — the closest of close calls to a third shotgun this year, surviving by the barest possible margin.

The league's top seed survives a genuine scare from a team whose own name keeps lying to everyone. Jeff's Chasing Last Place pushed the league leader to the final whistle, losing by fewer than 8 points in a result that looks a lot more like a coin flip than the standings would suggest.