BREAKING Nguyenning and The McGriddle Stack are 5–2 and meet in Week 8 for sole possession of first place · Full story →

The Skattebo Heist That Wasn't: How Two Contenders Passed on a Future League Winner

Andy Nguyen and Stephen Liao could have had Cam Skattebo for pennies on the dollar. Tanner Darrell kept him, and the back half of the season is coming. A work of satire.

By Franklin "Sources Say" Burke, Insider & Trade Reporter · Oct 27, 2026

Latest Headlines

LEAGUE AFTER DARK · SATIRE

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BREAKING NEWS

Week 7 Takeaways: The Logjam Breaks, and the League Has a Top Two

Chip McSpreadsheet · Oct 27

THE HOT SEAT

Stephen Liao Believes He's the Favorite. We Asked the Standings.

Diane Fourthdown · Oct 20

LEAGUE AFTER DARK

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Week 7 Scoreboard

Full Recap →

NGY

Nguyenning

A. Nguyen

137.06

RFS

Rashee-d For Speed

C. Stevens

109.08

DBA

Dakstreets Back, Alright!

A. Wendt

153.82

JJL

Javaris Jamarr Javarison-Lamar

S. Liao

135.78

SAC

Sacrificial Lamb

A. Costanzi

135.92

BTM

Bass To Mouth

C. Acevedo

123.74

MGS

The McGriddle Stack

B. Pinholster

132.64

DSB

Dart Side of The Beer Mile

T. Darrell

122.80

CLP

Chasing Last Place

J. Marsicano

145.44

ACR

Achane Reaction

T. Dapontes

62.90

MDG

Myers Diggs Type GFYS

C. Slagh

96.76

AGD

All Gas No Drakes

C. Stevens

69.20

Standings

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Rk	Team	Owner	Rec	PF
1	Nguyenning	A. Nguyen	5-2	956.84
2	The McGriddle Stack	B. Pinholster	5-2	836.38
3	Javaris Jamarr Javarison-Lamar	S. Liao	4-3	950.44
4	Chasing Last Place	J. Marsicano	4-3	885.72
5	Rashee-d For Speed	C. Stevens	4-3	851.32

Power Rankings

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Myers Diggs Type GFYS at Bass To Mouth

85.3 – 122.3

Sacrificial Lamb at Dart Side of The Beer Mile

121.6 – 105.2

All Gas No Drakes at Dakstreets Back, Alright!

106.5 – 104.6

The McGriddle Stack at Nguyenning

104.4 – 145.5

Javaris Jamarr Javarison-Lamar at Chasing Last Place

141.6 – 97.0

Rashee-d For Speed at Achane Reaction

105.6 – 93.2

League Rumors & Trade Reports

SATIRE

Sources close to the Achane Reaction front office indicate Tony Dapontes is "open to offers" on his entire bench, provided the offer includes a top-12 overall player and a sincere apology for past slights.

SATIRE

Multiple league sources, none of whom agreed to speak on the record or off it, suggest Alan Costanzi has stopped proposing trades entirely and has instead accepted his fate as a historical case study.

SATIRE

League insiders report that Stephen Liao has drafted, but not sent, 14 separate trade proposals this season, all of which require the other team to send more and receive less.