POWER RANKINGSPower rankings are not standings. Standings tell you what happened. Power rankings attempt to tell you what is actually true, with a confidence interval that this model would prefer not to discuss. The methodology is unchanged: record (30%), points scored (25%), points allowed (15%), scoring trend over the last three weeks (20%), and upcoming strength of schedule (10%). Week 7 moved a lot of teams around.
| Rk | Team | Prev | Mvmt | Rec | Analyst Take |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nguyenning | 1 | — | 5-2 | Four straight wins, the league-high 956.84 points for, and a first-place game at home. The model has stopped being surprised. |
| 2 | The McGriddle Stack | 5 | ▲3 | 5-2 | Three straight and the second-lowest points allowed in the league. The A on draft night is finally being earned. |
| 3 | Javaris Jamarr Javarison-Lamar | 3 | — | 4-3 | Scored 135.78 and lost. The model blames the opponent, not the roster. |
| 4 | Chasing Last Place | 7 | ▲3 | 4-3 | 145.44 against Achane Reaction. The name has never been less accurate. |
| 5 | Dakstreets Back, Alright! | 10 | ▲5 | 3-4 | The highest score of the week, 153.82, against a top-two scoring team. The defense remains a problem. |
| 6 | Bass To Mouth | 2 | ▼4 | 3-4 | Third in points for, 3-4 in the standings. A home loss to Sacrificial Lamb is the reason for the slide. |
| 7 | Rashee-d For Speed | 4 | ▼3 | 4-3 | Two straight losses, but the lowest points-against total in the league keeps the model from panicking. |
| 8 | Myers Diggs Type GFYS | 9 | ▲1 | 4-3 | Won with a zero in the lineup. The model does not endorse the strategy and cannot argue with the result. |
| 9 | Dart Side of The Beer Mile | 6 | ▼3 | 3-4 | A season-high 122.80 and a loss. The model calls this unlucky and the standings call it 3-4. |
| 10 | All Gas No Drakes | 8 | ▼2 | 4-3 | Three straight losses and a 69.20. The defending champion is no longer wobbling. |
| 11 | Sacrificial Lamb | 12 | ▲1 | 2-5 | Back-to-back is within reach after a 135.92 on the road. Alan is cautiously not panicking. |
| 12 | Achane Reaction | 11 | ▼1 | 1-6 | 62.90 is the lowest score in the league and the model has run out of other things to say. |
Power rankings reflect model output plus editorial judgment and are not the official standings. See the Standings page for official record and seeding.