Alan Costanzi · Sacko
The Season So FarAlan Costanzi's Sacrificial Lamb notched its second win of the year, a 135.92-to-123.74 road win over Bass To Mouth in Week 7. It moves Sacrificial Lamb to 2–5.
The 135.92 is a long way from the 758.00 points for that has the team near the bottom of the league. The streak is one game, but the team will take it.
A 12.18-point win on the road over Chad Acevedo's Bass To Mouth. The Lamb scored 135.92, a total that matches what the roster was drafted to do.
Next opponent: Dart Side of The Beer Mile (Tanner Darrell), away
Projected total: PROJECTION 121.6 projected vs. 105.2
Keys to victory: Back up the Week 7 score. Sacrificial Lamb is a projected 16-point road favorite.
Potential upset scenario: Dart Side scored 122.80 last week, so the upset path is real.
Playoff outlook: A win would make it two straight and move the team to 3–5.
ANALYST PREDICTION (satire)
G.R.I.D. 9000 revises 'sacrificial' to 'situational.'
Expert AssessmentChampionship Outlook is data-informed. The remaining three indicators are satirical editorial scores.
