Tony Dapontes · "The Favorite" · Money Man / Trade Fleecer
The Season So FarTony Dapontes's Achane Reaction fell to 1–6 after a 62.90-to-145.44 loss to Chasing Last Place in Week 7, the largest margin of the week and the lowest score in the league.
At 634.20 points for and 919.44 against, Achane Reaction has the lowest scoring offense and the highest points allowed in the league. It is hard to find a bright spot, but the schedule gives it one.
An 82.54-point loss to Jeff Marsicano's Chasing Last Place, the largest margin of Week 7. Achane Reaction scored 62.90.
Next opponent: Rashee-d For Speed (Chris Stevens), home
Projected total: PROJECTION 93.2 projected vs. 105.6
Keys to victory: Score more than 62.90. It is a low bar, and it is a start.
Potential upset scenario: Rashee-d is a modest favorite by about 12 points, and a team on a two-game skid is a team that can lose.
Playoff outlook: Needs a win to stay off the bottom of the standings.
ANALYST PREDICTION (satire)
G.R.I.D. 9000 says 'we are not going to say it' and then says it.
Expert AssessmentChampionship Outlook is data-informed. The remaining three indicators are satirical editorial scores.
