Projections below are model-generated forecasts based on season-long scoring rates, recent trend, and matchup context. They are not guarantees, and this model has been wrong before — ask Jeff Marsicano, projected for last place in August.

Rashee-d For Speed at Nguyenning
127.1 – 144.8

The headliner. Two 4-2 teams, sole possession of first place on the line. Nguyenning's floor is the story here — this model does not see a path to a Rashee-d For Speed upset unless Chris Stevens's lineup posts its best week of the season.

Dakstreets Back, Alright! at Javaris Jamarr Javarison-Lamar
123.1 – 145.2

Stephen Liao projects as the week's highest scorer. Andrew Wendt's defense, which has allowed the second-most points in the league, is the reason why.

Sacrificial Lamb at Bass To Mouth
122.8 – 132.8

Closer than the records suggest. Alan Costanzi's offense has shown signs of life the last two weeks even as the record stayed flat.

Dart Side of The Beer Mile at The McGriddle Stack
110.1 – 124.0

Upset alert. Tanner Darrell just posted his best score of the season against the Commissioner. If that performance carries over, this is the week's closest call.

Achane Reaction at Chasing Last Place
111.9 – 114.7

The model's tightest projected margin of the week. Two bottom-half teams, three combined points separating the projections.

All Gas No Drakes at Myers Diggs Type GFYS
116.3 – 103.9

Courtney Stevens projects to snap the two-game skid. Chris Slagh's defense has been the league's most average unit all season, in both directions.

Projections are forecasts, not results. Nothing above should be read as a guarantee, and this model accepts no responsibility for lineup decisions made in its name.