Chris Slagh · "Not The Commissioner"
The Season So FarChris Slagh's Myers Diggs Type GFYS won the lowest scoring game of the week, a 96.76-to-69.20 victory over the defending champion that was ugly in all the ways that count as a win. The team is 4–3.
It was also not a clean win. Slagh started Ted Hurst III, who scored 0.0 points, which under the Shotgun Rule means a beer is owed. The team won anyway, which is the Tanner Darrell method.
A 27.56-point win over Courtney Stevens's All Gas No Drakes. Neither team cracked 100, but Myers Diggs scored the 96.76 and moved to 4–3. Ted Hurst III scored 0.0 and puts the team on the Week 7 shotgun list.
Next opponent: Bass To Mouth (Chad Acevedo), away
Projected total: PROJECTION 85.3 projected vs. 122.3
Keys to victory: Score more than 96.76. Myers Diggs is a projected 37-point underdog on the road.
Potential upset scenario: A repeat of the Week 7 defense and a Bass To Mouth lineup that sleeps in.
Playoff outlook: A win keeps the team in the middle of a very crowded race.
ANALYST PREDICTION (satire)
G.R.I.D. 9000 has no comment on the shotgun and a lot of comments on the 96.76.
Expert AssessmentChampionship Outlook is data-informed. The remaining three indicators are satirical editorial scores.
