Tanner Darrell · "Austin"
The Season So FarTanner Darrell's Dart Side of The Beer Mile gave back the Week 6 momentum in a 122.80-to-132.64 road loss to The McGriddle Stack. The score was close, and it drops the team to 3–4.
At 855.72 points for, Dart Side is the sixth highest scoring team in the league and has the record of a team that is not. A 122.80 on the road against a 4–2 team would have won most weeks, and this was not most weeks.
A 9.84-point loss on the road to The McGriddle Stack. Dart Side scored 122.80, a season high, and still fell short. No shotgun was owed this week.
Next opponent: Sacrificial Lamb (Alan Costanzi), home
Projected total: PROJECTION 105.2 projected vs. 121.6
Keys to victory: Win a home game against a team that just scored 135.92. Dart Side is a projected underdog by about 16 points.
Potential upset scenario: Sacrificial Lamb is 2–5, and Dart Side scored 122.80 last week.
Playoff outlook: Needs a win to avoid slipping to 3–5 with the season past the halfway mark.
ANALYST PREDICTION (satire)
G.R.I.D. 9000 notes that Tanner has lost a game while scoring 122.80 and classifies this as 'unfair.'
Expert AssessmentChampionship Outlook is data-informed. The remaining three indicators are satirical editorial scores.
