Courtney Stevens · 2025 Champion · The Commissioner's Wife
The Season So FarDefending champion Courtney Stevens's All Gas No Drakes has now lost three straight, the latest a 69.20-to-96.76 defeat to Myers Diggs in Week 7. The team started the year 4–0 and is now 4–3.
The 69.20 was the second lowest score in the league this week, ahead of only Achane Reaction's, and the franchise's 778.90 points for ranks ninth. The record has finally caught up to the scoring, which was the warning here two weeks ago.
A 27.56-point loss to Chris Slagh's Myers Diggs in a game that neither team will want to rewatch. All Gas No Drakes scored 69.20.
Next opponent: Dakstreets Back, Alright! (Andrew Wendt), away
Projected total: PROJECTION 106.5 projected vs. 104.6
Keys to victory: Stop the skid. All Gas No Drakes is a projected favorite by under two points against a team coming off a league-high 153.82.
Potential upset scenario: Dakstreets scored the most points in the league in Week 7, so being the favorite here is a strong claim.
Playoff outlook: A fourth straight loss would put the defending champion at .500 with the season half over.
ANALYST PREDICTION (satire)
G.R.I.D. 9000 does not use the word crisis and is currently looking up its definition.
Expert AssessmentChampionship Outlook is data-informed. The remaining three indicators are satirical editorial scores.
